The amazing life of....... The Hilton sisters! Yes I'm ashamed to say it, but MTV got me again! I swear I become more and more addicted to that stupid channel everyday. I watched this show about the lovely Hilton sisters the other day. The lives they lead, the money they spend, the houses they own. Everything and anything that you would like to know about them. You can do! Oh how exciting! Anyway, they have these cats. These gorgeous tiger-like kitty cats. That while watching I...

Well, erm...I don't really know how to start this blog, I want to discuss a certain subject with you, money. Money makes the world goes round. Poor people want it, rich people want more of it. I'm right aren't I? The lengths people will go to get money. Some spend years and years training, and learning, and believe me I know that is more than been about the money, but would they really do a job they didn't get paid for? If life was free, I'm sure many people would, but you have to pay f...

I know I'm always going on about the children of today, and really I can't talk, because I am but a child of today myself. However this one got me a little rattled. Life is a set of stages, we learn, we train, we work, we retire, we enjoy life. Hopefully we will enjoy life througout, but you see what I'm saying. Now there are two major issues that we have problems with. First is the unemployment of young people. Secondly is the loneliness of old people, and them wanting independance, bu...

I don't want no short short man! Hehe, work with me here folks........... Short men make me nervous. Seriously nervous. I always think they are up to something, that because they are so small they can't be trusted, or maybe that's just men in general? I just don't find a short man attractive. I have all these preconcieved notions about them, that I know are wrong but I can't stop them jumping in my head when I see these little men. They remind me of them little terrior dogs, who ju...

I don't want no short short man! Hehe, work with me here folks........... Short men make me nervous. Seriously nervous. I always think they are up to something, that because they are so small they can't be trusted, or maybe that's just men in general? I just don't find a short man attractive. I have all these preconcieved notions about them, that I know are wrong but I can't stop them jumping in my head when I see these little men. They remind me of them little terrior dogs, who ju...

Well, the weekend is only just upon me, and already I've had an emotional experience. You see the thing with me is I get emotional over silly things. The real things that upset me and hurt me, I rarely shed a tear. I store it up, and save it up for when something pathetic happens, and then I just break down and cry over everything that's bothered me for a month. That's what happened yesterday. I woke up with the joys of spring. It was sunny. I got all dressed in summer clothes, decided...

I'm feeling old before my time folks, it's official. Now and again, when the mood takes me, I help out at the local school, and work with the kids there. I love it, kids are wicked, and now it's the holidays, they have activity weeks, that people are welcome to go in and offer adult supervision (ha!). Anyway I am one of these adult supervisors, but I feel I probably have more fun that the little kids. I get soooo excited about the slightest things. I like it that the kids are getting o...

Life is all about reactions, reactions and emotions. Here is one of my many philosphies on life, if someone can get any kind of reaction out of you, whether it be love, hate, vomiting, this person is having a profound effect on your life. Ok, so I'm sure that won't go down as one of the most philosophical quotes of all time, but you get my drift. People you care about make you mad, insanely mad, because they can. Because you let them get that close, that they are given the tools from whic...

Hugh Hefner, the playboy founder. Every man wants to be him, and every lady wants to be one of his girlfriends. Or so he would like you to think . Though an alarming amount want to join his hareem it would appear. He is never short of a lady or two on his arm. His seven girlfriends have been reduced to three due to unrest between the ladies. I don't know how that could be! Surely they should just be glad they had the opportunity to be with him in the first place. Surely the title of ...

We are all fully aware of female prostitution. Some of us don't have a problem with it, and actually embrace the fact you can go out and pay for sex, other people have moral issues with it. That you don't know what diseases these girls have, that it just disrespects women in so many different ways. This is a predominately male thing to do. It is rare to hear of male prostitutes, though they do exist. There was a debate on tv about the females who were going to Bangkok to use male prostit...

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we w...

I am very self aware. Maybe to much sometimes. I know I'm not perfect. I'm far from it, and I wouldn't want to be, that's the truth. To be perfect would mean I wouldn't have what people consider to be my bad points. Them bad points make me who I am, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy arguments, I see them as a form of debating, and I find it good fun. I am very opinionated, I just about have an opinion on everything, and it can get very tedious. I'm moody. I'm very stubbor...

I have a hangover, yuckuy, yuck, yuck. We went out for my sisters birthday last night. We went to a restaurant, and had a meal, it was nice. The food wasn't excellent, but I'm a fussy eater and the others seemed to enjoy it, so it must have just being me. My sister had to go home after the meal because she had Maddy Mae, and a few of us went to a club for some dancing. So here's my usual rant about when I go clubbing. Why do men think it's ok to grab my ass? Please someone tell me. Be...

No matter what sexuality you are, it is something you are born with, right? It isn't a choice of a lifestyle, you like men, or you like women. Someone doesn't grow up and suddenly think, oh I'm going to like men now. That for me isn't how it works. In the early years of deciding sexual orintation, maybe you are a little confused, maybe society tells you, you should like people of the opposite sex, and to fit in you do so. Deep down inside you know what you really like though, how can you...