How a man of 78 keeps 3 blondes happy

Published on August 18, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Personal Relationships

Hugh Hefner, the playboy founder. Every man wants to be him, and every lady wants to be one of his girlfriends. Or so he would like you to think

. Though an alarming amount want to join his hareem it would appear. He is never short of a lady or two on his arm. His seven girlfriends have been reduced to three due to unrest between the ladies. I don't know how that could be! Surely they should just be glad they had the opportunity to be with him in the first place. Surely the title of Hugh Hefner's girlfriend is enough for them, which lucky lady could turn him down? I'm guessing it's not completely for the man himself but the status that goes with it. There is no denying that he has some pretty lovely looking ladies on his arm. I would like to presume that these lovely ladies were somewhat lacking in the upstairs department, but some seem to be well educated young women. Now I'm not going to go on, you can all do the math. Why share? Why some old dude. He may have alot of money, he may have a huge status, he may be the daddy of manipulation, but I must be missing something. For him it's quantity. How many ladies he has on his arm, and what they get to fight over him? Wow!

It would appear Mr Hefner is feeling his age. The pace is slowing down slightly. Well he is 78, he's a pensioner! There's only so much energy you can have. He still takes these ladies out, and still has sex romps with whoever tickles his fancy. Viagra is nothing to be ashamed of my friends, and it certainly helps him! Only one Hugh and three ladies though, then of course he uses his vibrator the good ol' Hitachi Wand. You can't go wrong!

Now as you may of guessed I do have certain issues with this lifestyle. However, these girls make decisions for themseleves, they want to be there, they want to share him, it's their way of life, and I don' have a problem with it. If all parties are happy why should I? I'm sure he gets what he wants, and the ladies get the lifestyle they want, and he actually makes money out of them. So it's not like they are the gold diggers. It's not for me, but each to their own. I actually see a humorous side to this!

So here from the great man himself is some lurve tips!

ON SEXUAL ETIQUETTE

IT'S not a good idea to fall asleep while you're actually having intercourse. Not very polite.

ON COMPLIMENTS

YOU start with "You look perfect." Then if you don't mean it, you say: "Or you might try..."

ON CHAT-UP LINES

THE best line is not really a line. The best line is listening. That is to say, the best way of getting a woman interested in you is to be interested in her. Look for some kind of common connection.

ON MAKING PASSES

DON'T make a pass at another woman while in the presence of your date. It's demeaning to you, and to her as well.

ON BROKEN HEARTS

THE best antidote for a lost love is a new one.

ON PRIVATE JETS

IF you buy a private plane, you should have a bed installed. In the Big Bunny the bed had its own seat- belt so you didn't have to get up during landing. With the Big Bunny, getting there was half the fun.

ON YOUNGER WOMEN

I ASKED Barbi out the first night we met. "But I've never been out with anyone over the age of 24," she said. "That's OK," I replied. "Neither have I."

ON BREASTS

NATURAL is better, but when Mother Nature hasn't taken care of business, a case can be made for improving the situation. And a good breast job can look and feel quite natural.

Hehe! Amused......

Comments

web_poet

on Aug 21, 2004

Hilarious post, keep it up.

kingbee

on Aug 21, 2004

I must be missing something

the mansion

stevendedalus

on Aug 21, 2004

Hefner is a pig who preys on young girls who are obsessed with wealth and mansion parties.

Sally jacobs

on Aug 21, 2004

Hilarious post, keep it up.

Thanks

the mansion

Whore central...it must be that hehe!

Hefner is a pig who preys on young girls who are obsessed with wealth and mansion parties

So don't they deserve each other then?

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