Only 1 letter is delivered a day. Mr. Monday receives a letter from Mr. Tuesday on a Wednesday. Mr. Sunday gets a letter from Mr. Thursday on a Friday. Mr. Thursday gets a letter from Mr. Monday on a Monday. Mr. Saturday gets a letter from Mr. Wednesday on a Tuesday. Mr. Wednesday gets a letter from Mr. Friday on a Saturday. Mr Tuesday gets a letter from Mr. Sunday on a Thursday. When does Mr. Friday get a letter from Mr. Saturday? I found this online....and I have to say I love these kind ...
Only 1 letter is delivered a day. Mr. Monday receives a letter from Mr. Tuesday on a Wednesday. Mr. Sunday gets a letter from Mr. Thursday on a Friday. Mr. Thursday gets a letter from Mr. Monday on a Monday. Mr. Saturday gets a letter from Mr. Wednesday on a Tuesday. Mr. Wednesday gets a letter from Mr. Friday on a Saturday. Mr Tuesday gets a letter from Mr. Sunday on a Thursday. When does Mr. Friday get a letter from Mr. Saturday? I found this online....and I have to say I love these kind ...
I could not get through life without laughing and joking. I have noticed that recently there have been quite a few comedians here who have really had me laughing. Many of them are quite on the edge of political correctness, and that just seems to amuse me even more. You can usually find this kind of humour on the alternative cable channels, where they are hidden away. The BBC has some hilarious comedy shows such as Little britain, and Three non-blondes, who are just ...
I could not get through life without laughing and joking. I have noticed that recently there have been quite a few comedians here who have really had me laughing. Many of them are quite on the edge of political correctness, and that just seems to amuse me even more. You can usually find this kind of humour on the alternative cable channels, where they are hidden away. The BBC has some hilarious comedy shows such as Little britain, and Three non-blondes, who are just ...
Men of JU (and maybe women) I have faith in your wit and charm. Honest I do. Hehe. So just use your imagination for a moment....imagine I am a hot female (remember use that imagination!), and I am stood at a bar, and I am the woman of your dreams. You really want to talk to me. You really want to approach me. So you make sure you are looking your best, you take one last gulp of that drink, you muster up all of your confidence, and you approach me, and that one op...
Men of JU (and maybe women) I have faith in your wit and charm. Honest I do. Hehe. So just use your imagination for a moment....imagine I am a hot female (remember use that imagination!), and I am stood at a bar, and I am the woman of your dreams. You really want to talk to me. You really want to approach me. So you make sure you are looking your best, you take one last gulp of that drink, you muster up all of your confidence, and you approach me, and that one op...
No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link
No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link
So JU I would like to introduce you to a chav, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term here is an explantion from our friends at wikipedia, who are also providing us with an image to give you a better idea Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated...
So JU I would like to introduce you to a chav, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term here is an explantion from our friends at wikipedia, who are also providing us with an image to give you a better idea Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated...
1. Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. 2. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?" 3. Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell. 4. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place. 5. Use his satellite phone to call the talking clock in Bue...
1. Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. 2. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?" 3. Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell. 4. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place. 5. Use his satellite phone to call the talking clock in Bue...
For a while, I worked in a card shop while I was at college, they sold all kinds of tacky things. Including these keyrings that had these funny saying on them. I had two favourites, that sum up my personality very well. " You're depriving some poor village of its idiot" And " Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I will take over" So I found this website, that had more of these quirky little sayings, and I just had to share. I have a simple mind! Please feel free to add yo...
For a while, I worked in a card shop while I was at college, they sold all kinds of tacky things. Including these keyrings that had these funny saying on them. I had two favourites, that sum up my personality very well. " You're depriving some poor village of its idiot" And " Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I will take over" So I found this website, that had more of these quirky little sayings, and I just had to share. I have a simple mind! Please feel free to add yo...