You are asking me?  A broken down old war horse?  Yea right!

My lame excuse for a line: "Thank you for showing up tonight and bringing some beauty into my dull day".

Would you like to dance....at my table for me?

"Thank you for showing up tonight and bringing some beauty into my dull day".

Awww that would make me go bright red...haha!  I liked it though, so where we going on our second date   (Lord, I'm easy...hehe!)

Would you like to dance....at my table for me?

Errr...that depends, on just how desperate I get as the night goes on! 

"Hi! My friends and I [waves to totally normal-looking and cheerful friends of both genders, back at my table] are gonna walk across the street to the multiplex in a few, on account of it's fun to watch movies while half drunk. Would you like to join us? I guarantee you'll have a good time. And if you don't, I'll pay for your ticket. What do you say?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Not really..." "Just enough to break the ice; hey, I'm Trent."

I don't usually talk to people completely at random, but I do have quite the repertoire of really horrendous pick-up lines.

I've found "hello" usually works.

Damn, MasonM stole my sure-fire line. Experience has taught me that a pretty woman, standing by herself at a bar, is either waiting for someone and does not want to be hit on, is by herself because of some serious unseen flaws or is waiting for her huge, professional football-player boyfriend to return from the bathroom.

If she is none of these, then 'Hi, isn't it nice how places like this allow total strangers to meet each other and become friends' is a line that has worked for me. It is not overly funny or sleazy and usually, at the very least, illicits a polite response.

Would you like to join us? I guarantee you'll have a good time. And if you don't, I'll pay for your ticket. What do you say?"

It sounded good....until....I have to pay for myself???  HUH???

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Not really..." "Just enough to break the ice; hey, I'm Trent."

Hehe, cute, bless ya!

I've found "hello" usually works.

Only usually....

Experience has taught me that a pretty woman, standing by herself at a bar, is either waiting for someone and does not want to be hit on, is by herself because of some serious unseen flaws or is waiting for her huge, professional football-player boyfriend to return from the bathroom

Hehe, I'd be the one with unseen flaws!

"All this turns into cock after midnight, wanna play Cinderella and play with my balls?"

HAHAHA!

Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

this one made me laugh out loud.

i like the one
is there a mirror in my pocket cause i can see my in your legs