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April 27, 2006 by Sally jacobs
No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link
April 27, 2006 by Sally jacobs
No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link
April 25, 2006 by Sally jacobs
So JU I would like to introduce you to a chav, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term here is an explantion from our friends at wikipedia, who are also providing us with an image to give you a better idea Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated...
April 25, 2006 by Sally jacobs
So JU I would like to introduce you to a chav, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term here is an explantion from our friends at wikipedia, who are also providing us with an image to give you a better idea Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated...
October 14, 2004 by Sally jacobs
1. Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. 2. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?" 3. Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell. 4. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place. 5. Use his satellite phone to call the talking clock in Bue...
October 14, 2004 by Sally jacobs
1. Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. 2. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?" 3. Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell. 4. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place. 5. Use his satellite phone to call the talking clock in Bue...
September 23, 2004 by Sally jacobs
For a while, I worked in a card shop while I was at college, they sold all kinds of tacky things. Including these keyrings that had these funny saying on them. I had two favourites, that sum up my personality very well. " You're depriving some poor village of its idiot" And " Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I will take over" So I found this website, that had more of these quirky little sayings, and I just had to share. I have a simple mind! Please feel free to add yo...
September 23, 2004 by Sally jacobs
For a while, I worked in a card shop while I was at college, they sold all kinds of tacky things. Including these keyrings that had these funny saying on them. I had two favourites, that sum up my personality very well. " You're depriving some poor village of its idiot" And " Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I will take over" So I found this website, that had more of these quirky little sayings, and I just had to share. I have a simple mind! Please feel free to add yo...
September 15, 2004 by Sally jacobs
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September 15, 2004 by Sally jacobs
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August 21, 2004 by Sally jacobs
I don't want no short short man! Hehe, work with me here folks........... Short men make me nervous. Seriously nervous. I always think they are up to something, that because they are so small they can't be trusted, or maybe that's just men in general? I just don't find a short man attractive. I have all these preconcieved notions about them, that I know are wrong but I can't stop them jumping in my head when I see these little men. They remind me of them little terrior dogs, who ju...
August 21, 2004 by Sally jacobs
I don't want no short short man! Hehe, work with me here folks........... Short men make me nervous. Seriously nervous. I always think they are up to something, that because they are so small they can't be trusted, or maybe that's just men in general? I just don't find a short man attractive. I have all these preconcieved notions about them, that I know are wrong but I can't stop them jumping in my head when I see these little men. They remind me of them little terrior dogs, who ju...
August 11, 2004 by Sally jacobs
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. The king...
August 11, 2004 by Sally jacobs
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. The king...
August 9, 2004 by Sally jacobs
This made me giggle....hehe Link