I've made a new friend, yay me! She's not very talkitive, and we have a slight language barrier, and she doesn't tell the time very well but apart from that we get on really well, hehe! My Dad works nights for his own business, and he comes home sleeps during the day but his business is still running during the day and on the odd occasion there will be phone calls and stuff, which are usually dealt with by me, as I'm usually wasting my time about the place! So this lady phones last week, a...

I've made a new friend, yay me! She's not very talkitive, and we have a slight language barrier, and she doesn't tell the time very well but apart from that we get on really well, hehe! My Dad works nights for his own business, and he comes home sleeps during the day but his business is still running during the day and on the odd occasion there will be phone calls and stuff, which are usually dealt with by me, as I'm usually wasting my time about the place! So this lady phones last week, a...

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Latest Incredible Additions Tony Blair = Only a Brit Hansie Cronje = A sincere John A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello" Debit card = Bad credit Dame Agatha Christie = I am a death case, right? Conversation = Voices rant on Heavy rain = Hire a Navy Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free Stone Age = Stage One Anagrams that mean same ?? Animosity = Is No Amity Dormitory = Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It Evangelis...

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I...

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I...

Even though I put this in the humor section it is a true story, it just makes me giggle! My friend was at uni, and as part of her course, she went over to Aussie for six months, to study. She was put in a house with a guy she didn't know very well, but they got to know each other and it was all very sweet. He was from Norway, nice guy from what I can remember. Anyway, soon after moving in the house she came out in this huge rash. Her face was swollen, her eyes were, and she was covered...

Even though I put this in the humor section it is a true story, it just makes me giggle! My friend was at uni, and as part of her course, she went over to Aussie for six months, to study. She was put in a house with a guy she didn't know very well, but they got to know each other and it was all very sweet. He was from Norway, nice guy from what I can remember. Anyway, soon after moving in the house she came out in this huge rash. Her face was swollen, her eyes were, and she was covered...

bang v. Banging can be used in the UK to refer to the beautiful act of procreation. A gentleman who is particularly impressed with his lady-friend's abilities in the beautiful act of procreation may use a phrase like "she bangs like a barn door". bender n. 1. A big drinking session. 2. Be careful, because this word is also a rather derogatory term for a homosexual. I believe it derives from the phrase "gender-bender", though a contributor points out to me that it could equally easily r...

bang v. Banging can be used in the UK to refer to the beautiful act of procreation. A gentleman who is particularly impressed with his lady-friend's abilities in the beautiful act of procreation may use a phrase like "she bangs like a barn door". bender n. 1. A big drinking session. 2. Be careful, because this word is also a rather derogatory term for a homosexual. I believe it derives from the phrase "gender-bender", though a contributor points out to me that it could equally easily r...

No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link

No wonder my generation is so filthy minded Link

So JU I would like to introduce you to a chav, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term here is an explantion from our friends at wikipedia, who are also providing us with an image to give you a better idea Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated...