Amazing Anagrams!

Published on August 5, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Humor

Latest Incredible Additions

Tony Blair = Only a Brit
Hansie Cronje = A sincere John
A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"
Debit card = Bad credit
Dame Agatha Christie = I am a death case, right?
Conversation = Voices rant on
Heavy rain = Hire a Navy
Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
Stone Age = Stage One

Anagrams that mean same ??

Animosity = Is No Amity
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Punishment = Nine thumps
A Shoplifter = Has to pilfer
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down

Truly Amazing

[From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be; that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
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In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
Politician Anagrams

George Bush = He bugs Gore
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin
Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty

Grand Finale

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil A. Armstrong
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A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

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Comments

chiprj

on Aug 05, 2004

Don't forget -- Jeremy Irons = Jeremy's Iron

Sorry, just had to add that one. HAHA!

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