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Published on August 24, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Entertainment
The amazing life of.......

The Hilton sisters!

Yes I'm ashamed to say it, but MTV got me again! I swear I become more and more addicted to that stupid channel everyday. I watched this show about the lovely Hilton sisters the other day. The lives they lead, the money they spend, the houses they own. Everything and anything that you would like to know about them. You can do! Oh how exciting! Anyway, they have these cats. These gorgeous tiger-like kitty cats. That while watching I just fell in love with! I want one! Except I don't know what kind of kitty cat they are. SO if any of you JU'ers have inside knowledge on the lady Hiltons I would be most grateful to find out what they are...or knowledge on cats! Yeah! Please help me!

Comments
on Aug 24, 2004

dunno bout her pussy but i saw paris on the local news sunday night with her chihuahua (which had been missing in action following the breakin at her place here).

on Aug 28, 2004
i saw paris on the local news sunday night with her chihuahua


Awwww s/he is cute too! I so want that pussy though.....
on Aug 28, 2004
It wasn't a break in ..She left her rat with her grandmother and forgot about it. God help her kids if she breeds!
on Aug 28, 2004
God help her kids if she breeds!


Surely there's a law against that......
on Aug 28, 2004

It wasn't a break in


actually there was both a break-in and an mia; i should have been clearer.


she wasnt home during the burglar and very likely had la chalupa with her (the dog..im sure her pussy travels with her all the time),  it was only after a sufficient measure of drama had been milked from the break-in .  like a few days later that the dog went missing. 

on Aug 28, 2004
"God help her kids if she breeds!"

"Surely there's a law against that......"


Nope, I have actually seen it happen, though the video was grainy and green-tinted. Intriguing, in a National Geographic/Discovery Channel kind of way.

Perhaps forced sterilization?


on Aug 28, 2004
she wasnt home during the burglar and very likely had la chalupa with her (the dog..im sure her pussy travels with her all the time),


She has a special bag for him! Very cute. Not sure about her pussy, haven't seen it recently

it was only after a sufficient measure of drama had been milked from the break-in . like a few days later that the dog went missing


Maybe too much for stress for the poor little thing!

Nope, I have actually seen it happen, though the video was grainy and green-tinted. Intriguing, in a National Geographic/Discovery Channel kind of way.


....what kind of creature did she mate with???

Perhaps forced sterilization?


Good idea, I'll start a petition! hehe...

Thanks for the comments xxx