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How many frogs to find your Prince?
Or Princess for you boys ;)
Published on July 10, 2004 By
Sally jacobs
In
Personal Relationships
Love, love, love. So important to most of us. Less significant for others. Forget money, love is what makes the world go round baby! That walking on air feeling, it's all about meeting that someone special and knowing they are the one. How do we know? That's where the frogs come in! To find our Prince we need to kiss a few frogs on the way. It's all about trial and error! it's unfortunate I know that we have to endure these green, slimey creatures (and I'm not talking frogs now, ha!) but that's the way it must be. We have two options, to laugh or cry. I say we laugh at these creatures that let us appreciate our princes!
Ex-partners can be horrible, horrible nasty creatures, that make us question our own sanity on a regular basis, Suz the floozie
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has detailed for us in her own humorous manner some of her psychotic ex-partners, and though some of these stories no doubt made us smile, there is a serious element to them. While innocently surfing the web one day I cam across numerous websites dedicated to those troublesome ex-partners, that you hate. It does beg the question just which one of them is unstable, anywho I've provided a link in hope of raising a smile!
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Now it's your turn, share those stories, happy, sad, you're choice, lets stand together against them frogs!
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Floozie
on Jul 10, 2004
I get a link! How exciting!
I must say I have kissed many a frog in my time - and even a few that defy any classification at all! But as you say, they do make for a good story. I must make clear, however, that the people that I have written about in my blog are not ex partners. They never made it to those illustrious heights
But they sure did try.
And you are right, the frogs are a stage we must all go through, and they can provide a source of fun on the way!
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VegasVirgin
on Jul 10, 2004
Frogs advertise their presence and communicate with other frogs using a variety of complex calls, including ribbets, croaks, and other sounds. They produce these sounds in much the same way as humans speak, by forcing air from their lungs over their vocal cords, located in the throat. Frog communication is particularly important during the mating season, when male frogs call to attract females (see Animal Courtship and Mating). The males of many species possess vocal sacs, expandable pouches of skin in the throat or on each side of the mouth. When the frog calls, the vocal sacs inflate and act as resonating chambers, amplifying the volume of the call. Each frog species has a distinctive call, enabling females to find an appropriate mate even when several different species are calling and breeding in the same area at once. If a female frog is clasped by a male that she does not want to mate with, she may give a call that tells the male to release her.
The breeding behavior of frogs is extremely variable. Some species congregate in large numbers around a pond, where they breed and lay their eggs in the water. Typically, after the female enters the water, the male frog positions himself behind her and grasps her by the waist. Once a suitable egg-laying site has been found, he releases sperm as she releases eggs, and fertilization—or union of the sperm and egg—takes place outside the body. Other species breed on land, and here again the male clasps the female from behind, releasing sperm as she lays her eggs on trees or other vegetation. Some male frogs are territorial during the breeding season, engaging in biting or wrestling combat with other males to compete for females.
For more information about frogs visit,
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debidoll
on Jul 10, 2004
Ya' gotta' kiss a shit-load of 'em to find a prince, which can classify you as a 'slut' if you're not careful....unfair, but so true!
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Gene Nash
on Jul 10, 2004
I don't know about frogs, but I'm convinced my number is on a bathroom wall at the mental institution.
I've completely given up on the Princess search and acquired a cat. I'll probably be one of those little old guys standing on the front lawn wearing a bathrobe and yelling at kids.
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Sally jacobs
on Jul 10, 2004
Sorry Suz, i should have classified them as stalkers! If you don't laugh at them you would just end up crying, ha! Course you get a link sweety! You know i worship the wisdom that comes from your blog, you old hag, ha! Slap me now!
Vegas....thanks for the insight into frogs, if only it was so simple for us!
We're sluts, men are studs, tell me something I don't know! Just the way the world works I guess!
Gene, I'm glad you left me a comment, and thanks for accepting my apology, you clsedthe thread before i could respond! At least your phone is getting action! cats rule, i love my Benny! Hehe...
Thanks for the comments guys!
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Floozie
on Jul 10, 2004
You keep making old jokes at me missy and I won't talk to you anymore. Two-and-a-half-friggin-years. GEEZ!
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CS Guy
on Jul 10, 2004
I'll probably be one of those little old guys standing on the front lawn wearing a bathrobe and yelling at kids.
My younger friends already call me, "That scarey old man down the street"
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CS Guy
on Jul 10, 2004
We're sluts, men are studs, tell me something I don't know! Just the way the world works I guess!
Any girl that hasn't slept with me can't be a slut... that's my take on it.
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Mr_Frog
on Jul 10, 2004
Ribbit.
-- B
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Sally jacobs
on Jul 10, 2004
You keep making old jokes at me missy and I won't talk to you anymore. Two-and-a-half-friggin-years. GEEZ
Ahhh fighting the temptation!
"That scarey old man down the street"
YOU CS! That is shocking.....haha!
Hehe Mr Frog.....ribbit right back at ya!
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Poetmom99
on Jul 10, 2004
I've definitely kissed my share of frogs....heck, I even married two of 'em!! But the good news is, a little over a year ago, I married my Prince, and life is SO good! So there IS hope out there yet for those of you still looking.....I had already given up on finding a Prince when he suddenly appeared out of nowhere!!!
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MarianneSteele
on Jul 10, 2004
i've had stalkers before! i should write about them in my blog. anyway, i posted my first article! it's not funny or anything.. its a little boring.. oh well, itsa first!
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Sally jacobs
on Jul 11, 2004
Poetmom, I'm so glad you found your prince!
I had already given up on finding a Prince when he suddenly appeared out of nowhere!!!
I think that's the key, don't expect it and who knows what will happen!
Marianne, I've checked it out, and left a comment! I think I've dealt with some of your stalkers haven't I, hehe!
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KellyW0498
on Jul 11, 2004
All the frog kissin' makes you appreciate your prince all the more...and it is good practice...
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CS Guy
on Jul 11, 2004
All the frog kissin' makes you appreciate your prince all the more
It's good to know I've been serving a good purpose to the ladies of my community.
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