How many frogs to find your Prince?

Or Princess for you boys ;)

Published on July 10, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Personal Relationships

Love, love, love. So important to most of us. Less significant for others. Forget money, love is what makes the world go round baby! That walking on air feeling, it's all about meeting that someone special and knowing they are the one. How do we know? That's where the frogs come in! To find our Prince we need to kiss a few frogs on the way. It's all about trial and error! it's unfortunate I know that we have to endure these green, slimey creatures (and I'm not talking frogs now, ha!) but that's the way it must be. We have two options, to laugh or cry. I say we laugh at these creatures that let us appreciate our princes!

Ex-partners can be horrible, horrible nasty creatures, that make us question our own sanity on a regular basis, Suz the floozie Link has detailed for us in her own humorous manner some of her psychotic ex-partners, and though some of these stories no doubt made us smile, there is a serious element to them. While innocently surfing the web one day I cam across numerous websites dedicated to those troublesome ex-partners, that you hate. It does beg the question just which one of them is unstable, anywho I've provided a link in hope of raising a smile! Link

Now it's your turn, share those stories, happy, sad, you're choice, lets stand together against them frogs!

Comments (Page 2)

Sally jacobs

on Jul 11, 2004

It's good to know I've been serving a good purpose to the ladies of my community

Ha you should get a medal or something, though I think there's alot of competition for it, ha!

Gideon MacLeish

on Jul 11, 2004

ok, here's my "frog" story:

When I was in college, I dated this one young lady for a few weeks. She wasn't that attractive, but I was (*whispering*) heavily into the Cure at the time (I'm so ashamed), and she was the stereotypical groupie.

Anyway, after she dumped me (interestingly enough for a polygamous Indian guy with whom she had an on again, off again romance), I found out that there was a large group of guys she'd done the same thing with: date for a couple weeks, dump, then back to the Tandoori chicken for her...Basically, we were the campus losers, so even though she was not very good looking (she did have a pleasant personality until you got to know her), she dated her way around us rejects.

My dating life improved greatly once I was old enough to buy my own beer...coincidence? I think NOT!

Floozie

on Jul 12, 2004

(*whispering*) heavily into the Cure at the time (I'm so ashamed),

Hey! I'm heavily into The Cure, don't knock them. Their new album is brilliant. Be loud and proud about your love for Robbie Smith and his red lipstick!

AND I don't wear black all the time or mope about how crap life is!

Sally jacobs

on Jul 12, 2004

date for a couple weeks, dump, then back to the Tandoori chicken for her...Basically, we were the campus losers,

(she did have a pleasant personality until you got to know her),

Hehe, people say that about me to, haha!

My dating life improved greatly once I was old enough to buy my own beer...coincidence? I think NOT!

Thanks for that giggle, I really needed it!

Hey! I'm heavily into The Cure, don't knock them.

Showing your age I see, hehe

Kayles

on Jul 12, 2004

Hey! I know what inspired this article!

Sally jacobs

on Jul 12, 2004

....was it the title that gave it away, hehe!

Kayles

on Jul 12, 2004

Hmmm. I'll tell a story about one frog in particular:

I went out with this guy while right after (actually DURING) my divorce. We had been dating for two months and I got a fever blister. He freaked out!! He told me that I had Herpes and I needed to let people know before I kiss them, with or without a fever blister because I was spreading STDs!

He then, did some internet research and found out that over 80% of the population has them and sent me all kinds of information about how to take care of them and prevent them.

HELLO! Like, Hi! I'm Kayles, the blonde Bimbo, and I don't know how to take care of myself!

Well, I know this seems a little harsh, but this wasn't the only hang-up of his. Needless to say, this was the last straw! He didn't turn out to be a prince!

Sally jacobs

on Jul 12, 2004

We had been dating for two months and I got a fever blister. He freaked out!! He told me that I had Herpes and I needed to let people know before I kiss them, with or without a fever blister because I was spreading STDs!

...aww he sounds rather stupid, bless him! What a surprise he wasn't a prince!

cinnamonstone

on Jul 13, 2004

my blog site is actually called "kissing the frog" because that is ALSO what I"m doing alot of!!

Cheers
cin

Sally jacobs

on Jul 13, 2004

my blog site is actually called "kissing the frog" because that is ALSO what I"m doing alot of

....seems alot of us are, these princes keep themselves well hidden!

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