"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
Published on July 6, 2006 By Sally jacobs In Blogging
So I had to do it, I had to check out what the deal with MySpace was. So I went for a look.....I even created a profile (call it a scientific experiment) and my conclusion....well a fair summary would be that said profile is now deleted, and I will not be returning to that website. MySpace doesn't seem to be a good name for it....collectafriend.com is much better. Now I know alot of people have already given MySpace a good slating, so I'll try and keep this as constructive as possible. What I did like about the site was the links to all kinds of new and up-and-coming artists, and giving them the exposure that they need. That was great, and it wasn't just limited to music. Films, comedians, anyone can get attention on there, and to me who lives with her head in the clouds it's a great thing to have these people brought to your attention, or to have a way of finding information on them quickly. Brilliant.

Is it me, or is there a running competition on there on who can collect the most friends? Who can show they KNOW the most people. Even though they don't actually know them at all. Don't get me wrong, it is wonderful to meet new people, and meet them from wide and far. I have met some wonderful people online, that otherwise I would never have met. I however, don't think posing for a picture with my tits hanging out, just so a bunch of sexually frustrated boys can post it up, and show me as one of their friends is a great way of making meaningful friendships. Maybe I am just miserable, I don't know. All you have to do is look through the different profiles on that website, and there is a general way that things go. The less clothes, the better. The sexier look, the better. The more friends, the better. There is even an option to blog on there. I had a few goes of that. That was erm....rewarding. Maybe some need a guide to what blogging is actually about. Or maybe my head is just stuck up my own arse, and I'm the one that's wrong, who knows.

The thing that irritated me about this website the most though is the men. I am sure if I was a bloke that I would be saying the women, so don't think this is a sexist comment. On your profile, it says where you are from, and blah blah, so people from the same areas can get in touch, talk to each other, etc. I lost count of the messages I got from blokes, who were blatantly after just one things, and let me tell you, it wasn't a deep and meaningful conversation. I even had one, who moments after talking to me, was asking me to meet, and do whatever it is people do in that situation. *Looks innocent*. Now this isn't a sexist rant, because I am guessing that there are girls on that website who are there for exactly the same reason. Why would you do that though? Seriously thinking about it, why? Surely you would just go out for a night on the town, and pull a classy chick. Why waste your time doing it on some website? Why would that be your incentive to be there? Please someone explain to me why these people do these things? This wasn't a one off occasion either. It happened on a daily basis. Bloody sexually frustrated boys. Some girls may like that attention, but not me. I like to talk to people, and get to know them. MySpace is certainly very popular, and I am taking nothing away from it. Whatever floats your boat. It didn't float mine though.

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on Jul 06, 2006

I hate it as well.  I decided to try a similar experiment, and even though I made it clear I was married, not interested in meeting people, etc. I still had multiple "slutty chicks" add me to their friend list. 

It is a bizarre microcosm (almost a macrocosm now), and I just don't understand its popularity.

on Jul 06, 2006

I have never been there or checked it out.  But maybe now I will...haha j/k.

I am content with JU for my on line fix for now.

Really enjoyed your article though.  thanks.

on Jul 06, 2006

Now what could those Blokes want?  Inquiring minds want to know!

We had a substitute afternoon talk show host here the past week A Joe Pags (The last name is Italian with lots of vowels, so I will not even attempt to spell it - he goes by Pags though).  He started a myspace.com site to see how many 'friends' he could get.  As of Monday (his last day subbing), he had 86.

SO I will pass on Myspace.  I like Joe User and nice English lasses who call men Blokes.

on Jul 06, 2006
I have a MySpace page, but I really don't try to meet other people or anything. I mostly use it to bring humor to my non-JU friends. I have 15 friends, and I don't even bother trying to add lots of slutty girls.

I will, however, use it to post music from my band. That's the exciting part . . . y'all will have to come and hear my sweet tunage.

I like Joe User and nice English lasses who call men Blokes.


That is one endearing word, my dear. Love ya!
on Jul 06, 2006

That is one endearing word, my dear. Love ya!

You love me?

on Jul 06, 2006

Good article Sally!

I went there once or twice to see what all the whooping and hollarin was about and let tell ya,  it got boring real dang fast!  

I did find one cute utube??  it was one of those video thingys and was innocent and funny. 

,  I love that work "bloke" meself   along with "the likes of you"...love English accents!

on Jul 06, 2006
I hate it as well. I decided to try a similar experiment, and even though I made it clear I was married, not interested in meeting people, etc. I still had multiple "slutty chicks" add me to their friend list.


It's just like some ridiculous popularity contest...I just don't get it. You make your intentions clear...and still they don't get it. I got so tired of it I put on my profile....SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED MEN CAN STAY AWAY IM NOT INTERESTED...they still didn't get it....."Oh so you're playing hard to get are you"....*Duhhh*

I have never been there or checked it out. But maybe now I will...haha j/k.


Haha....lol depends what you're looking for...hehe!

Really enjoyed your article though. thanks.


Thank you! Nice of you to say!

I will, however, use it to post music from my band. That's the exciting part . . . y'all will have to come and hear my sweet tunage.


Oh please give me the link when you do....I'd love to give it a listen!

That is one endearing word, my dear. Love ya!


Aww love ya to babe!

You love me?


Ooops...did I just step on the Docs toes!

Now what could those Blokes want? Inquiring minds want to know!


They wanted to put their train in the tunnel *cough*

We had a substitute afternoon talk show host here the past week A Joe Pags (The last name is Italian with lots of vowels, so I will not even attempt to spell it - he goes by Pags though). He started a myspace.com site to see how many 'friends' he could get. As of Monday (his last day subbing), he had 86.


....it's just to easy, ahh how to make great frienships, strip off and join MySpace!

I like Joe User and nice English lasses who call men Blokes


Aww shucks! *blushes*

Good article Sally!


Thanks Chick!

I went there once or twice to see what all the whooping and hollarin was about and let tell ya, it got boring real dang fast!


Yer it gets boring extremely quickly, it generally does when no one actually has anything to say!

I did find one cute utube?? it was one of those video thingys and was innocent and funny.


There are a few good things on there, it's a shame it gets caught up with everything else that goes with it!

I love that work "bloke" meself along with "the likes of you"...love English accents!


....I got told I said "wanker" quite well.....lol...dunno what that says about me!

Thanks for the comments guys xxx
on Jul 06, 2006
I however, don't think posing for a picture with my tits hanging out... is a great way of making meaningful friendships.


Let's not judge this too hastily. This obviously merits further experimentation....


on Jul 06, 2006

Let's not judge this too hastily. This obviously merits further experimentation....

Indubitably!

on Jul 06, 2006
Let's not judge this too hastily. This obviously merits further experimentation....


Oh go on then!



Soooo wanna be my friend???
on Jul 06, 2006

Soooo wanna be my friend???

ROTFL!

on Jul 06, 2006
This is great fodder for a new article: "I Love You! (Just Don't Get Saggy!)"



on Jul 06, 2006
I've heard the stories about how MySpace has helped ned bands kick start their recording careers by gaining lots of 'friends' by dint of their music being popular. Isn't it how the Arctic Monkeys originally got some of their music out to the masses?

Anyway, the idea of measuring your self worth against how many 'friends' you have is a very teenager thing, isn't it? Even as a teenager, I could never understand the necessity. I have always been a quality over quantity person, so the MySpace idea has very little appeal to me.

But then I have to say 'the less clothes, the better. The sexier look, the better' has an appeal that is hard to deny. Might have to check out the site, purely for research purposes, of course
on Jul 06, 2006
You love me?


Yeah, doc, but . . . like a MAN! LIKE A MAN, I SAY!

Sally, however . . . curse that Atlantic Ocean and its fatty size!

Soooo wanna be my friend???


Heck, I'd still be your friend . . . but I'm sure you're ten million jillion times more gorgeous than that!

But then I have to say 'the less clothes, the better. The sexier look, the better' has an appeal that is hard to deny. Might have to check out the site, purely for research purposes, of course


Look me up to find some honeys, Maso . . .
on Jul 07, 2006
Look me up to find some honeys, Maso . . .


Erm, no offense, but the sort of honey I'm after you don't supply
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