I am a magnet for the strange folks of the world. I don't know what it is about me, but they are all just drawn to me. I think I must look friendly or something. I did a very brave thing today, and went on public transport. Silly, silly me. I had two encounters, and I just didn't know how to respond to either. The first one was erm...odd. I was drinking a bottle of water and this guy was sat in front of me. He glanced behind him a few times and I didn't think anything of it. He was very loud and kept talking to the bus driver. Now this may be just me being a bit of a prude, actually I am sure it is. I'd almost finished my water, and this guy turns round and says, can I have some of your drink? Hmmm.....how do you respond to that? I handed over the bottle and told him he could finish it. I would never dream of asking a complete stranger for a drink, but anywho.
The next encounter is one I should be used to by now, but it always amazes me people have the balls to say such things. I was happily walking along and this guy walking passed me just stopped, and said you've got a nice pair of tits. I mean, hello! I looked at him for a second, said, thanks, you too and carried on walking. How do you respond to that?
Come on JU help me, what should I have said?????