"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
Gross!
Published on September 20, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Life Journals
Me and my mobile phone have a love/hate relationship. I love the fact that I can get in touch with people anytime I want, and I hate the fact other people can get in touch with me whenever they want. It's useful, and I would be lost without it, but people bother me! You can switch it off, of course, but them messages are still there waiting for you when you switch it on again. Now some people abuse the right they have to get in touch with me all the time, and mither me at every opportunity they can. Other people don't even understand how to send a text message. My Mum is the biggest abuser of my phone. Why I gave her my number I will never know. I was in my bedroom the other day, and she phoned me to find out where I was, she was only downstairs. I think that is old age more than anything, bless her. Anyway, my phone was turned off today, because I was going through the usual abuse. My friends for the most part have office jobs, and a phone to abuse. So when they can't contact me through e-mail. They phone. Sometimes I don't mind, but by the tenth call of the day, and they're only telling me what they had for lunch, it starts to annoy me. So I switched my phone off, did a few things, and then turned it back on. My annoying tone went off to let me know I had a voicemail. I swear that tone was made to torture me. So I clicked on the message, and I heard them words I dread to hear....

" Sally, it's your Mum ( I pause in the street, wondering what tripe she's going to tell me)......(silence, thinking maybe that was it, no such luck!) ...what is the point of having a mobile phone if you never have it on....I hate these answer machines (They don't like you much either Mum!)...Where are you? ( She actually pauses like I'm going to answer here)....well I'm guessing you will be home soon, not that you EVER tell me where you're going to be, I was just wondering if you could knock before you come in the house, don't just use you key to come in ( there's another pause) me and your Dad are....( I'm thinking pleaseeeeeeee don't finish that sentence, I will have to go to therapy!) well anyway, knock sweety, Love you! ( I think I heard my dad in the background telling her to hurry up)"

I don't know which I hate more, my mobile phone, or the thought of.....oh I can't even say it *shudder*. I didn't return home till I phoned and made sure it was well and truely safe!

Comments
on Sep 20, 2004
I have a mobile phone I rather not have. Mine's assigned to me by my workplace, so it has to be on all the time. I dread it whenever it rings. Nothing good ever comes from it ringing. I wouldn't have that thing in my life if it was up to me. I like being left alone when I want to be by myself.

I don't have voice mail but I have sms. Sometimes I can't stand the stupid stuff people sent me, just like I can't stand the lame jokes people send to my email because they think it's sooo funny.
on Sep 20, 2004
this made me giggle Sal, hehe. What is it with mothers and answering machines? They are a dangerous combination..

Dyl xx
on Sep 20, 2004
Hey, at least your parents still have it "going on". Therapy for you or your children or not, you'll hope to be doing the same when you're their age.

Anyway, people pestering all the time are a nuisance no doubt. I have my solitary periods where I'd rather not talk to a living soul either.

JW
on Sep 21, 2004
Bwuuhahhaaaa!!!
Imagine the fun conversation you could have had if you'd left your phone ON!
Heeehehehehee!

Aww man... I'm still laughing out loud! Your Mums so precious! Those are the times I guess that people wish they had lost their folks in an unfortunate boating mishap (in the nicest possible way, of course!)
Heehee.. hee.. heh... heh..... eh.. *sigh* Ok, i'm over it now...

Thanks for the laughs!
on Sep 21, 2004
Hehe grumpy Raven, you're nearly as grumpy as me I love it!

this made me giggle Sal, hehe. What is it with mothers and answering machines? They are a dangerous combination..


...I have no idea, I think it is to test our sanity!

you'll hope to be doing the same when you're their age.


True, but the thought *shudder* Id rather live in ignorance!

I have my solitary periods where I'd rather not talk to a living soul either.


Ditto. i'm such a msiery, ha!

Imagine the fun conversation you could have had if you'd left your phone ON!


I'm glad it amused you! The traumatic conversation more like, hehe!

Your Mums so precious! Those are the times I guess that people wish they had lost their folks in an unfortunate boating mishap (in the nicest possible way, of course!)


Hehe! Bless em huh!

Thanks for the comments guys xxx
on Sep 22, 2004
Well it could have been a lot worse.... She could have called during.....


*hides*
on Sep 23, 2004
Well it could have been a lot worse.... She could have called during.....


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yeah you better hide young man!
on Sep 23, 2004
If your mum hadn't called, .... I believe this blog would have been of an entirely different nature....

Does the term "traumatic discovery" mean anything to you? Can you imagine if you didn't get the call, and walked in?

Whilst I hope my folks are still 'getting it on' at their ages, It's really not a sight I want to visualise either Sal....

Got a great chuckle outta this one!