"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
How do you carry yourself?
Published on August 5, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Misc
I know your secrets. I know things you don't tell your best friend. I know your fears. I know how you write. I can see your style. I know alot about you. I don't know, alot more though. I don't know how you laugh. Whether it's loud, and embrassing. Or more of a giggle. I don't know your handwriting. I don't know how you hold you head. I don't know if you look people in the eyes. Or look down slightly. I can't imagine you in movement. I may have seen pictures. How do you speak though? How do you walk? How do you move? The internet offers us alot. It offers us ways of reaching so many folks. It doesn't offer alot of things, things that we just take for granted. Sometimes I just want to reach out and hug you. I want to stop the pain you are feeling inside. I want to offer you a reassuring pat on the head. To squeeze your hand and let you know things will be ok. I've been thinking just how do we hold ourselves. Is this an odd question?

I feel so close to some of you, but yet the most simple things, I don't know about you. I think I'll share a few of these things about me, and I hope at least one of you takes pity on my strange ways, and follows suit!

I am right handed.
I have blue eyes, that go green when I am angry (no comments about me being a witch plz Mugz!)
I try and smile at every person I walk past in the street.
When I'm nervous or tired I play with my hair.
I chew my bottom lip
I talk to myself while walking down the street
My handwriting looks more like a pattern
My Dad says I walk like I'm in a funeral procession
I sound like I'm twelve
I giggle loads
I wiggle my ass when I walk
I usually write an article sat cross legged on my bed
I can be quite shy at times
If I'm uncomfortable I make a joke
The person I like to joke about most....is me
I put myself down, before anyone else can do it
I have mastered the art of appearing confident
I'm obsessed with mirrors (hiding from them mostly)
I'm only small, which makes people feel the need to look out for me
My mouth more than makes up for my size

I could go on....but let me see what you have to say first!

Comments (Page 2)
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on Aug 06, 2004
Ah Sal, these things are perfect for me, being self absorbed as I am hehe. I hope you're feeling okay by the way , you seem a little down lately ( tell me if I'm overstepping my line here), so if you need someone to rant at let me know!!

Anyway- here's my two cents- I have green eyes and long monkey arms although I'm only around 5' 5'. I can't stop bouncing my foot when I'm sitting down, or fidgeting all the time. I'm right handed too and I have absolutely terrible hair. If I catch someone's eye I get very uncomfortable and smile at them like an idiot. I always hug pillows when I watch tv. I sing to myself a lot. If I'm uncomfortable I stare at my feet.My laugh is actually a "he he he" You won't believe the number of times I worn mismatched socks. my toes crack if I curl them up (euww I know). I'm so clumsy, I'm always falling over, tripping myself up, knocking stuff over.Sometimes Ieat peanut butter out of the jar..I have terrible handwriting- I can't even read it! I finish most sentences with "yknow?" and I twang my "Os" so they sound like "Oi".I'm very messy. I always fall in love way too easy and get hurt *sniff* I hide from mirrors too and I always write articles sitting crosslegged on the floor with a lot of coffee. I always need to pee about half way thru...okay too much info!! hehe.

Chat soon hon!! I like this idea, makes me feel I know you better it's funny how knowing a person's idiosyncrasies makes them seem so much more real.

Dyl xx
on Aug 06, 2004
Okay first of all, how do you guys make the quotes of other people yellow? I'm an idiot when it comes to computers!

"Thanks for reading it Mandy! I didn't know you read my blog! You realise you should start a blog of your own don't you"

-Hey Sally, I always read here and there, I just don't comment much because usually what I want to say is always already said by someone else. Your totally KICK ASS! And yes, SERIAL KILLERS are so freakin' interesting. I love learning about their motives and their mind. Good website is : CRIMELIBRARY.COM. Have you ever seen the movie DAHMER, it's based on the life of Jeffrey Dahmer, the homosexual serial killer that druged young males, killed them, ate them, and raped them. After seeing that movie I became so freaked out and scared that I carried an obsessive interest with serial killers.

Hehe...yup the Beyonce booty shake is a good one. I think I'm pretty good at it. "Uh oh uh uh oh, I wanna..." hehe

"I also love to dance! It's just fab, I don't understand people that don't like it. It's just so free and easy, and it doesn't matter what you look like doing it. I just wish I could find a man that could keep up with me on the dance floor!"

- Yea dancing is fun. Sally, GIRL let me tell you! THere are very few men that can keep up with hot sexy mommas such as our self on the dance floor, and that is why I'm so thankful I share the frienship with my Hot gay friend Tyler. That boy knows how to dance! What you need is a gay guy to dance with! And if you ever come down to Southern California, I will loan Tyler to you for a while! hehe...



on Aug 06, 2004
- all girls do this when in my company... what does that mean??? Mandy??


haha...Mugz dont' flatter yourself. I was merely trying to scrape off the lip gloss on my lips.
and it's you, you noob, that has the "cheesy grin" on your face haha, what now bizatch!

-The big bad Mugz can actually be cute? *shocked*

lol, hey Sally isn't that the surprise of the century? hehe...I bet he's going to get his huge ego hurt now!

Hey Muggaz by the way, You didn't say you liked to torture animals? Isn't that something the JU community should know about? lol,
on Aug 06, 2004
at times when I'm watching TV I bite my toe nails


(Jerry Lewis mode on) HooOOOYYYYLLL!! (mode off)

how do you guys make the quotes of other people yellow?


Just like that. If you're using IE, you can highlight the text that you want to quote and hit the little 'Q' button at the bottom of that post.
For real browsers, you may have to copy the text you want to the clipboard, put a " [ quote ]" in the message box, paste your text, and put a " [ /quote ] " at the end.
I put extra spaces in that so it would display, but you should include no spaces between the brackets [ ] and the "quote" or "/quote" inside them.
on Aug 06, 2004
O.K> Sally...I think this is the first time I have been on your blog. I have read your articles but commenting isn't my strong suit.!
I am right handed
I have three sons
I have 3 big dogs! (Newfoundland, St. Bernard pup, and a bird dog)
I am very happily married, although it took me a long time to find this prince
I think in a past life time I was from your country England, because when I read about your country or see pictures I feel so comfortable. I also feel I miss it. I have never been there,,yet!
I speak fluent fake spanish
When I am making dinner with my boys we pretend we are doing a cooking show..
O>k> That is enough..I am really not that weird!
This was fun...thanks for the laughs.
KellyW
on Aug 06, 2004
you seem a little down lately ( tell me if I'm overstepping my line here), so if you need someone to rant at let me know!!


Not overstepping at all hunny. Your concern is appreciated. I just have a few things on my mind, I'll be good though I always am!

You won't believe the number of times I worn mismatched socks.


I thought that was the only way you could wear socks?

I'm so clumsy, I'm always falling over, tripping myself up, knocking stuff over.


Me too! I am terrible. I just walk into things all the time. I have my head in the clouds!

I hide from mirrors too and I always write articles sitting crosslegged on the floor with a lot of coffee. I always need to pee about half way thru


I'm going to imagine that next time I read one of your articles! Scary...hehe!

After seeing that movie I became so freaked out and scared that I carried an obsessive interest with serial killers.


Not seen it, but you've actually sold it to me, in some kind of gross way, hehe!

I'm glad you like my blog, and you are more than welcome to comment anytime honey. I was talking to the great Mugz before, and I said I thought you ruled because you are a totally fiesty chick, hehe! you really need to start a blog! A gay man to dance with! i shall put it on my xmas wish list

I bet he's going to get his huge ego hurt now!


I'm sure you'll be more than happy to rub it better for him, hehe!

I think in a past life time I was from your country England, because when I read about your country or see pictures I feel so comfortable. I also feel I miss it. I have never been there,,yet!


England seems to have that calming effect on people, I don't know why. It is a pretty comforting place, maybe because it's so small.

I speak fluent fake spanish


...now that sounds interesting!

When I am making dinner with my boys we pretend we are doing a cooking show..


Hehe...sounds like fun!

Thanks for all the comments guys!
on Aug 06, 2004
aww thanks Sally, Your totally KICK ass! haha, about teh fiestyness....you know the saying:

"Diamonds are pretty, so are pearls, but nothing is better than us Cali girls"
or british girls for that matter. find out my msn sn from Mugz, and just hit me up!! lol

Yea that movie is totally scary, like it freaked me out to the point I woudl turn away but there was a part of me that wouldn't let me.

I still don't know hwo to make it yellow. I think this is too complex for me. they should have a HOW TO JOE USER manual or something. lol thanks for the help though Cita...some people you just can't help, like myself. I would still like more input cause I can't find the Q at the bottom of the post.
on Aug 06, 2004
I'm sure you'll be more than happy to rub it better for him, hehe!

haha...he can rub it himself....lol..jk jk

ur totally kick ass Sally J! Your totally super sweet, and it's hard to find nice chicks around here, most of them are bizatches!!
on Aug 07, 2004
"Diamonds are pretty, so are pearls, but nothing is better than us Cali girls"or british girls for that matter


Yeah I'm known for my fiestyness....otherwise known as not thinking before I speak hehe! I think it's because I lead with my heart, so I'm pretty impulsive, and if I believe in something, I'll fight for it till the end!

find out my msn sn from Mugz, and just hit me up!! lol


I think you found me! Yay! Now we can cause trouble together and pick on Mugz.....

I still don't know hwo to make it yellow. I think this is too complex for me. they should have a HOW TO JOE USER manual or something.


I'm pc retarded sweety, so i'm going to be little to know help. It took me about two months to figure it out myself. You highlight the text you want to copy, and then underneath the bonus ratings option there should be a box with a Q in it. If you hit that, it transfers the text to your comment, and it comes up in the yellow box. Now if you don't have the Q I can only think its because your an anonymous user.

ur totally kick ass Sally J! Your totally super sweet, and it's hard to find nice chicks around here, most of them are bizatches!!


Awww you're pretty sweet yourself! Nice chicks do seem to be difficult to find, they get all bitchy and competitive, that's not me at all. I think we should stick together to kick these boys asses!

Thankyou for all the comments, you're a seriously super chick!
on Aug 07, 2004
Yea I found you! but your not on, so I'm going to cry. hehe,

yea picking on Mugz is so much fun. He's a total cutie though. We can cause him much stress!
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