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Ooooh Sexy Men (and women)!
or not....
Published on August 2, 2004 By
Sally jacobs
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So I quite like the idea of celebrities as eye candy. Because you can make their personalities as you please. They can never prove you wrong. They can be perfect, and never answer you back...ahh perfection, hehe! So I found an article on sky news about the ten sexiest men. Brad Pitt was number one, so it wasn't a very imaginative link, however, I had far more interest in......
Top 10 Unsexiest:
1 Michael Jackson
2 Chris Evans
3 Peter Andre
4 Simon Cowell
5 Robbie Williams
6 Justin Timberlake
7 Liam Gallagher
8 David Beckham
9 Gareth Gates
10 Justin Hawkins
Call me cynical but this list amused me much more. Mostly because some of those in this list got in the sexiest top ten....I don't know how that works.
So the question is which celeb do you find the least attractive and why?
I'll start us off....this is actually quite tough.....I'll go with probably a very unpopular choice, Ashton Kutcher. He needs a good haircut and a slap, then maybe I could put up with him
. As for female......J-lo, for obvious reasons. So go on JU....make me giggle!
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trina_p
on Aug 04, 2004
I'm seeing patterns here.
Particularly Thomas's list -- all his dislikes have definition on their mouths - pouty lips etc - Angleina Jolie, Pam Anderson, --- and his likes have definition on their nose -- they're small button twitchy - like Samantha in Bewitched.
Hellions list was interesting - because Julia has the pouty mouth but he likes Angelina and Uma
Dharma's look unshaven and bad boyish -- Vigo, Kurt, George, Brad -- they've also got the same shaped chin. -- I don't know who Anderson Cooper is
Justin has a pointy chin -- Ben Affleck reminds me of John Travolta - they both have that square jaw with the dimple in their chin.
Catherine Zeta Jones is very pretty, Julia's mouth & teeth put me off, same with Kirsten dunst I don't think Angelina Jolie is attractive and there's something about Minnie Driver I don't like - I don't like her in any of the movies I've seen her in but I can never place what I find odd abour her (sorry Sal)
I think J-Lo was very pretty when she was Jennifer Lopez and she had her natural brown hair colour (like in Selena or Jack) Liv Tyler does look like an elf and Cate Blanchett can sometimes look like a man.
Delta - is too much - especially as a blonde plue she's got ...teeth yeah can't explain it
Jessica Simpson is also too much
I think Bec Cartright (Haley from Home & Away) is naturally very pretty and not over done
I wish I looked like Amanda Schull (centre stage) Julia Stiles, Piper Perabo and Renee Zellweger
Okay my attractive -- (there's a little pattern)
Nick has brown hair and a baby face
Adam Garcia (particularly in Coyote Ugly)
Sascha Radetsky (Centre Stage - Charlie)
Johnny Whitworth (Empire Records - AJ)
my highschool boyfriend (grade 9) was blonde cherub faced etc
Cary Elwes (only in Princess Bride)
Devon Sawer (only in Casper - and I was 12 when I first saw that)
Matthew McConaughey only in certain movies and only when he's being nice
Heath Ledger (only in that ONE scene in 10 things where he sings to Kat - I just want someone to do that for me)
I don't know about unattractive - I honestly don't really look anymore - I think age automatically turns me off first
So most people on everyones list -- MJ is just a freak - his nose is sliding off -- I would agree with everyone on Sallys initial list
Oh and I don't like Ewan
Hugh Grant reminds me way way too much of an almagamation of Nicks best friend Andrew because of his arrogance and personality
and my best friends husband also called Andrew who has the same shaped face and mouth as him and the arrogance -- so Hugh Grant is WAY off my list eeeeyuck
My best friend has a major thing for Rupert Everett and Colin Firth
My other best friend likes Ethan Steifel (cooper from Centre stage) who also looks like Andy and Heath Ledger
To both of them I say yuck!
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Sally jacobs
on Aug 04, 2004
Trina, I adore your comments! Yet another insightful! You're just wicked chick....seriously.
I think Bec Cartright (Haley from Home & Away) is naturally very pretty and not over done
Yeh I totally agree, she isn't over done, and she doesn't look like she is trying at all! The natural thing is just really attractive!
Adam Garcia (particularly in Coyote Ugly)
*drool* he was adorable in Coyote Ugly, he was just lovely. I could just squeeze him...yum!
I always had a thing for Pacey out of Dawsons Creek. I liked him ever since he was Charlie in the mighty ducks! I know what you mean about Devon Sawe, i thought he was lovely, I have grown out of him though. I suppose I like the baby faces. I quite like the rugged thing. Oh who am I kidding, I'll have anything....hehe!
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