Ooooh Sexy Men (and women)!

or not....

Published on August 2, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Entertainment

So I quite like the idea of celebrities as eye candy. Because you can make their personalities as you please. They can never prove you wrong. They can be perfect, and never answer you back...ahh perfection, hehe! So I found an article on sky news about the ten sexiest men. Brad Pitt was number one, so it wasn't a very imaginative link, however, I had far more interest in......

Top 10 Unsexiest:
1 Michael Jackson
2 Chris Evans
3 Peter Andre
4 Simon Cowell
5 Robbie Williams
6 Justin Timberlake
7 Liam Gallagher
8 David Beckham
9 Gareth Gates
10 Justin Hawkins

Call me cynical but this list amused me much more. Mostly because some of those in this list got in the sexiest top ten....I don't know how that works.

So the question is which celeb do you find the least attractive and why?

I'll start us off....this is actually quite tough.....I'll go with probably a very unpopular choice, Ashton Kutcher. He needs a good haircut and a slap, then maybe I could put up with him

. As for female......J-lo, for obvious reasons. So go on JU....make me giggle!

Comments (Page 1)

citahellion

on Aug 02, 2004

Least sexy women:

Cher
Anjelica Huston
Julia Roberts

Sally jacobs

on Aug 02, 2004

Julia Roberts....I'm surprised, didn't she do it for you in pretty woman???

citahellion

on Aug 02, 2004

Well, first of all I've never watched the whole thing, and secondly no, in fact that is one of the movies in which I would say she was the worst thing about it and part of the reason WHY I've never watched the whole thing.

Sally jacobs

on Aug 02, 2004

Ouch...that's harsh, but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Aug 02, 2004

but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?

I always found Margaret Thatcher rather arousing. She had tremendous legs for an old girl.

Sally jacobs

on Aug 02, 2004

I always found Margaret Thatcher rather arousing. She had tremendous legs for an old girl

Yeah she is a foxy lady, the original girl power!

CS Guy

on Aug 02, 2004

I have to agree with cita on his list. I would also add:

Angelina Jolie
Uma Thurman
Pamela Anderson
Anna Nichole Smith

Ouch...that's harsh, but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?

I was absolutely smitten with Kate Beckinsale in Cold Comfort Farm.

I'm also a fan of the beauty of:
Nichole Kidman
Minnie Driver
Penelope Ann Miller
Mary Stuart Masterson
Cindy Crawford

Sally jacobs

on Aug 02, 2004

Angelina Jolie...I thought she was nice, wow I really don't have my finger on the pulse. I agree with your nice list, especially Minnie Driver, and English rose, a little like myself, hehe!

citahellion

on Aug 02, 2004

I like Angelina Jolie and Uma Thurman; i'd put them on the good list anytime. Pam Anderson may have been cute once but now she is the archetypal surgery-enhanced bimbo. And why did anyone ever like Anna Nicole Smith??
Oh yeah, one more for the bad list: Melanie Griffith. Ig.
And Famke Janssen (Jean Grey in X-Men) is another one where I don't understand why people would think she's all that. Although at least she doesn't grate like Julia Roberts does.

On the good side, Kate Beckinsale, absolutely. Well worth watching. I think I first saw her in Serendipity. And Nicole Kidman goes on the good side too. Halle Berry (though I haven't seen Catwoman, and I probably won't for a long time, if ever).
Also Kate Bush is/was a very attractive gal (haven't seen or heard anything about/from her lately).

Sally jacobs

on Aug 02, 2004

Melanie Griffith....yucky, yuck yuck! Anna Nicole Smith, why anyone liked her is beyond me too, or Pammy Anderson for that matter, all gross chicks!

Halle Berry is a fox, as is Kate Beckinsale. What is it about these women that attracts you?

Where are all the ladies to discuss the men?????

dharmagrl

on Aug 02, 2004

On my hottie list:

Anderson Cooper, Viggio Mortensen, Kurt Cobain, Richard Gere, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Jesse James, Brad Pitt.

On my not-so-hottie list:

Sylvester Stallone, Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher, Michael Douglas, Marc Anthony, Chris Evans.

On my girlie 'I wish I looked like that list':

Gwen Stefani, Cindy Crawford, Sandra Bullock.

Girlie 'die die die I hate you' list:

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie (yukky yukky yuk yuk!!) Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsey Lohan (something about her just makes me want to smack her) Brittany Murphy.

rooodini

on Aug 02, 2004

wtf is hugh grant doing in the top 20?! the world's gone mad.

hello! what's all this?!

Janders

on Aug 03, 2004

hot men~ Matthew MaCounghy Taye Diggs, Jay hernandez, Jimmy Fallon,

Hot women~ Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron

Men that make you go ewwww~ Micheal Jackson, Micheal Moore, JayZ,

Not so pretty Women~ Catherine Zeta Jones, Nicole Ritchie, Bjork

Muggaz

on Aug 03, 2004

Ah lists glorious lists....

Hot Woman...

Jessica Alba is numero uno for me...
Beyonce Knowles is HAWT
Uma Thurman with a Samurai Sword drives me crazy
Liv Tyler has got it going on
Angelina Jolie is absolutely fantastic
Delta Goodrum is an Aussie bird just screaming for a bit of Muggaz.
Megan Gale is also glorious
Hale Berry is fine at 39!
Most blondes in a cheerleader outfit do it for me as well...

Now for the Skanks

Paris Hilton, Christina Aguwhatever, Britney has gone skank, I HATE Gwen Steffani (Sorry Dharama

) and while Jessica Simpson is oh so cute, she is just plain stupid, and she would do my head in.

Oh, what am I talking about? I just love Women

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Aug 03, 2004

Girlie 'die die die I hate you' list:Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie (yukky yukky yuk yuk!!) Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsey Lohan (something about her just makes me want to smack her) Brittany Murphy.

Oh I couldn't agree more! I'm so bitchy when it comes to dumb bimbos, but they jsut make me so mad, and don't get me on J-lo, grrrrrrrrrr...*puts claws away*

I have to say I wouldn't kick Justin T outta bed though

Rooodini, hmm, hello, and yes wtf? Hugh Grant can be quite charming in the dark I'm sure.....

Matthew MaCounghy

Oh yummy, yum, yum! He is lurvly! Bjork is a minger and Jay-Z yes! Oh my, how pukey is he!

Oh, what am I talking about? I just love Women

Mugz you do surprise me!

Most blondes in a cheerleader outfit do it for me as well...

So picky, I love that about you, hehe!

Paris Hilton, Christina Aguwhatever, Britney has gone skank, I HATE Gwen Steffani (Sorry Dharama ) and while Jessica Simpson is oh so cute, she is just plain stupid, and she would do my head in.

Agree with all them! Though Jessica Simpson cute? Nahhhhhhhhh!

Liv Tyler is a hotty though

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