"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."
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Published on June 21, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Home & Family
I didn't sleep well at all last night I fell asleep at 1ish and woke up at 5am, great nights sleep, I might try and nap later! I went to the gym this morning I always have such a good feeling after I work out, like I can take on the world, yay me! I think I'm slightly obsessed with my weight, I'm stuck between the person I see in the mirror and the 'real' me. Plus my bum, obsessed is putting it mildly, in my opinion a good bum can make or break a girl. I'm torn between using the word arse, or bum. Bum sounds more polite and reminds of when I was in the nursery! Bum it is. In my humble opinion J-lo does not have a good bum, she has a fat bum, but it isn't great. Men seem to like a bit of meat on a bum, a bit of a wobble when you walk, or do other activities, something to grab hold of. Now the wobble is my worst nightmare. I hate the slight bounce as you walk. I want buns of steel! Nice and firm and tight. *sigh* will have to make ALOT more visits to the gym to achieve that! Hmmm...Do men really find J-lo attractive?

I'm going to my sisters later to babysit. Hmm...I shouldn't really be sharing this and she'll kill me if she reads it, but, erm, hmm. I love my sister loads, she is my most trusted friend (apart from kermit) and I totally adore her. I think she's great and for the life of me I can't figure out why a man hasn't realised that about her yet. Now I know I may be biased and men maybe slow but she's twenty eight years old, and not once has she come close to settling down with a bloke. I know she'd like to, but I just can't see it happening, it really frustrates me, where are all the nice men? Now the situation has being complicated by the arrival of Maddy Mae. Maddy's Dad was never my sisters boyfriend he was a casual partner and Maddy wasn't planned. Not exactly the best situation to be in, but my sisters dealt with it and I'm so proud of her for the job she's doing with Maddy. But now she's returned to the casual relationship hence me babysitting tonight! Hmmm...I don't agree with it, she deserves better, but she has to learn herself all I can do is support her.

The football tonight. If we win or draw we are in the quarter-finals. I seriously had doubts about how we'd play in this competition but I've been pleasantly surprised. Maybe there's hope for us after all! Croatia are planning on winding the impulsive Rooney up, in hope he'll get a few bookings. Nice game plan if you lack the ability to won fairly I guess. Beckham and Neville, the bad boys of English football have been called upon to protect him and keep him level headed. Be worth watching just to see how they provide a calming influence, ha! I prefer domestic football to the national team, as England are much more frustrating to watch. I've really enjoyed this tournament and hopefully there will be many more games to play! Good luck England!

Kermit's back soon, and I'm slightly worried about it. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just strange. I just worry things will be different or we will be uncomfortable. I don't know, I've really missed him, but I've tried to make my mind off it, do other stuff. I've being writing loads and I've enjoyed it. I just hope things will still be good between us is all, hmm!

I must go and have a nap! Lightweight, hehe! Have a good evening folks xxxx

Comments
on Jun 21, 2004
I'm just trying to get over Spain's loss to Portugal. Not for the sake of the Spain, but their inability to keep Portugal out of the quarters. We colonials (whatever that means when you're an Australian born Brazilian with portuguese traces, it just feels right) will never learn to stop despising the mother country

Marco XX
on Jun 21, 2004
...Marco you make me giggle, well due to a fabulous performance from England we shall be meeting the almighty host nation in the quarters, and just for you we shall kick some ass!
on Jun 21, 2004
J-Lo doesn't have a sexy bum Sally... I find J-Lo a bit skanky to be truthful...

you shouldn't worry so much... I find you more attractive than I would ever find J-Lo, because your Golden personality shines through your writing... and you love football... man, that turns me on something chronic... just imagine.... that bum wobling, having fun, then having a conversation about the football... haha... I am aroused now... sorry

besides... when in doubt... remember Sir Mixalot

BAM!!!
on Jun 21, 2004
I find J-Lo a bit skanky to be truthful...


Yay at last someone with sense! Why do some men have an obsession with it I just don't get it?

I know I shouldn't worry too much, and your very kind in what you say, golden personality, I'm not so sure about that, but thank you for saying so! I can't believe the football talk is a turn on, most men i attempt to talk footy with, either don't take me seriously, or hate the fact I know more than them! I'm glad you appreciate it!

haha... I am aroused now... sorry


.....naughty! Hehe....

Ahh the great Sir Maxalot, I LURVEEEEEEEEEE BIG BUTTSSSS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!
on Jun 21, 2004
What? J-Lo isn't sexy? Next you're going to tell me that the serial engagement thing is a real turn off as well!

She might be "skanky" but she looks a bit more real than most of the Hollywood/Pop Star types. But her butt is bound to get more jiggly with the pregnancy!

on Jun 21, 2004
I can't believe the football talk is a turn on


- Football talk isn't a turn on Sally... coming from you it is though

BAM!!!
on Jun 22, 2004
Did you know that St George is also the patron saint of Portugal? There are going to be a lot of big, red crosses on white backgrounds at the England v Portugal match! This is my idea of nirvana - I can watch the game and go for both sides at the same time just by waving a little flag!

OK - I know you're going to kick my arse for that last comment - especially as I am a guest in your country! So moving right along... Today's the big day! Kermit's back. HI KERMIT! How was your holiday? Do I have stalker status yet?

And where were you last night, Little Miss? Leaving drunk messages on people's blogs. I don't know - youth these days! I'd never do something so crass and vulgar

Hope you reunion with the boy goes well. Chat soon babes.

Suz xxx
on Jun 22, 2004
I know it's not my place to say judge , but if your sister is happy, does it really matter whether or not she has a man in her life? Granted, it might makes things a little easier on her, but then again it might also be difficult for a new guy with her daughter etc. I don't know really..just a thought.

I don't know anything about soccer but hope your team did well...?

I'm sure things'll be fine with Kermit..absense makes the heart grow fonder right??

chat soon, love Dyl xx
on Jun 22, 2004
But her butt is bound to get more jiggly with the pregnancy!


Ha...is it possible for her butt to get bigger?
Football talk isn't a turn on Sally... coming from you it is though


Hehe....now I see what you mean!

I can watch the game and go for both sides at the same time just by waving a little flag!


You soooo better be watching the quaters Suz AND supporting England, smartarse! kermit not back yet, shouldn't be long though my little stalker! I watched the footy and got drunk, and my comments were great I make more sense drunk! Haha!