Bloggy Hell

The weekend...well what I remember at least!

Published on May 30, 2004 By Sally jacobs In Home & Family

I have yet again neglected my blog, but what a hectic few days I've had, and now I'm suffering beyond belief, with one hell of a hangover, self inflicted, so no sympathy, I know, and I've lost my voice to. I'm currently growling at everyone that comes to close to me, not good! I woke up at 5am on Saturday morning, was over excited from a baby clothing shopping expedition on Friday, my god soooooo cute! Then I watched big brother, don't worry I won't go on about that just yet, will save it for another time, when my head isn't so sore. Anyway, I was up at the ungodly hour of 5am, I must have had about three hours sleep. I quite like the early mornings though, when everyone else is still asleep, I have a thing for crumpets at the moment, so I went to the all night garage and got some at about 7ish, hehe, yummy! Then I cleaned, don't ask me why, but I like cleaning, it is thinking time, and I like that feeling when you see everything looking lovely afterwards, ahhh! Then it was time for the gym, I'm finally getting back into it again, yay! So as it was the meal that night, I decided that I'd get a nap in the afternoon, but it just wasn't meant to be, due to my shoe fetish. Early afternoon I remembered these shoes that I'd saw while baby shopping the previous day, and I just wanted them so bad, that I forgot sleeping, though I slept in the car on the way there, and got my lovely pink shoes! OMG! How gorgeous, and I got a bag to, I just can't resist bags and shoes, I don't know what's wrong with me, especially pink bags and shoes, yummy! My gorgeous new pink shoes are now ruined however, due to a flood in the womens toilets of the club, not a happy chicken! I'm gazing lovingly at my bag now, awww!

The meal wasn't brilliant, Melanies family are insane, but funny. I like them, and since I've known them since I was a little kid, they are like a second family to me to. We went to a Spanish restaurant, all I have to say is ewwwww, well that maybe slightly harsh but my god it wasn't very nice, and hmm, yeh enough of that I think. Jacks only stayed for the meal and then went home, which was kind of sad, but she's ready to pop, I'm still so excited about baby Mason! We went for a few drinks somewhere else, then Katy had to go to, was weird, they are usually out with us, and now they have kids and stuff, madness! So then we went into town and met up with the rest of Mels insane family, her cousins and their sex starved friends, grrr! There was one who was engaged, but seemed to have it in his head that he was going to try and get off with anyone before he actually got married, all i have to say is desperation is not an attractive quality at all. When I go out, the best part is dancing, I love it, forget getting drunk, or anything else, just let me on the dance floor to shake my thang, and I'm more than happy. That does not mean I want random blokes grabbing on my ass, why do they think that's ok? I tell you men really irritated me last night, they all seemed just really pervy and enjoyed talking at your tits, and would not take NO for an answer, grrr. Mels Boyfy works at Jabez Clegg, so we went there, three rooms of different music, variety is the spice of life, so if you didnt like the music in one room you moved to the other. Mels cousin John was hilarious, he's gay and just so fem, he had a camera and was filming us all, sooooo funny, it was his birthday and he was slaughtered. Me and Sam ruled the dance floor, hehe, no one could touch us, haha, was a wicked night! Though I got bullied for being little, not nice! A note to women though, always take your makeup off before you pass out, or you'll wake up like me and scare yourself half to death, and to make it even worse I had my hair up and all curly, so I looked like Medusa's ugly sister, not pretty!

Even though it's been a good weekend so far, I'm missing Kermit, he's gone away, and I just want my Kermit back! I just want to give him a big hug and tell him how adorable he is. I think I've been a bit of a pain recently (you can deny that in a comment sweety) but he's gone away this weekend, and I just miss him, he's my best friend and I can tell him anything, and I miss telling him the little stuff, and having a giggle with him, and all last night when these pervy blokes were trying it on, I was just thinking to myself I want my Kermit

. Theres not even a comparison, he's just to lovely for words. Things have been a little strained as they usually are when we don't spend to much time together, but we can sort that out, I'll just be glad to have him back.

So that's my weekend so far, and it's not over yet, with the bank holiday we have another day, yay! So I shall keep you updated, and just so you know, if this blog seems odd, it's because I've been interupted about 50 times while writing it, so sorry! Hope you all had a wicked weekend, bye bye xxxx

Comments

Floozie

on May 30, 2004

Sounds like you are making proper use of your weekend! I have been such a slack arse and not gone out and acted irresponsibly yet. Tonight that shall all change... I'm being dragged to some cocktail making competition (fun, fun... apparently) which has the redeeming feature of there being many cocktails to imbibe! I don't imagine tomorrow will be a very happy day for me. But it will be worth it.

I agree whole heartedly with your comment about women being public access on the dance floor. I have slapped that many people in clubs that I can't even begin to think how many idiots have felt my wrath. And then they think they can call you a bitch. Because we should be happy that they are groping us!?!?!?!

Now I am going to have to get some crumpets. You know how you forget that a food item exists and when you are reminded of it you wonder how on earth you've done without it for so long? I hope your hangover abates. Go and commune with the couch. Works for me everytime!

Suz

DylanZimmerman

on May 30, 2004

I don't think I've ever been groped on a dance floor, perhaps it's not an american thing..or maybe that just says more about me than american men!!

Not big on Spanish food myself, and if you ever do take a roadtrip, bear in mind the food is even worse than spanish stuff! No, seriously. Although truckstops do good pie. Hehe.

Must admit, am quite jealous of ur weekend, sounded waay more fun than mine, and I'm need of some serious retail therapy myself..your new shoes sound lovely...mmm shoes...

It's only gonna take 2 weeks cuz we stop so much. Mostly because I'm really dreading my mom. But should probably make it a 3 day burn to LA and get it over and done with, since money is running out but I keep getting distracted by touristy stuff. Will write a new article when we get to Las Vegas (yay!!Casinos!Elvis!!). Dave mailed me and he says he's set a date for the wedding, around July I think, so not long off!! I don't know if it's gonna be a lil white wedding chapel thing, but I sure as hell hope so!!

Sorry to hear you're missing Kermit ;-( Sure he'll be back soon!! besides, absense makes the heart grow fonder, or something like that. And what you said about men being sooo slow?? So true!! Still, I'm just happy it finally worked out!! Oh but Holden read that "Rampant sex" part over my shoulder, and cracked up. I'm not sure how to take that...

Keep me posted, will check back soon as!!

Love ya, Dyl xxx

Sally jacobs

on May 30, 2004

I forgot all about crumpets to, but I have a right thing for them at the moment, I'm sure I will get sick of them pretty soon! Men really annoy me with that, especially when they come and try to butt in on your dancing, grrrrrr! I haven't had a bonding session with the couch yet, I'm planning on a very early night! I'm covered in baby puke at the moment, just waht you need when you feel yuck, so shower and bed! Hehe, I'm a party animal me

Kermit

on May 31, 2004

The King Of Amsetrdam Is Back, and Black...

"he's my best friend and I can tell him anything"

aaaawwww >

< *blushes fakely* but really is touched

Muggaz

on Jun 01, 2004

You know, I bloody love crumpets. I enjoy them with loads of peanut butter, crunchy of course, and you have to have some margerine, so they are all slimy - well, that is my preferred method of consumption! I have moved on to muffins at the moment though!!!

As for the grabbing on the dancefloor thing... Give us guys a little break!!! I know many go over the top, and I am not part of that, so I cant speak for those desparadoes! We cant help it but dance a little closer to a fine chicky on the dancefloor though, I know, you cant blame anyone but your parent's if you are hot, and you evidently have something going on young lady!

As wierd as it seems, I go out to dance! the quality ladies are a secondary bonus - but going out is all about being with your mates, and busting some moves via the dance floor! hmmm... I want to dance right now!!! hehe... I guess it will have to wait till next weekend! Loving to dance is a bonus - because as you have just admitted, most chicks love to dance! and being there, enjoying dancing, working your thing, gets me half way where I want to be

You sound like my sisters... they are both pregnant and getting all clucky as well... the baby shower is this weekend... I am looking forward to a couple of neices/nephews that I can mold as I see fit

It was good to hear from you

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Jun 01, 2004

Haha, it would seem crumpets get around, but peanut butter, ewwwwww that's just abusing our beloved crumpet, bad muggaz! Hehe, I totally agree about the dancing thing, it is great to just get out, and let your hair down with your mates, and shake your ass, it's what it's all about. I thought I was quite nice about the pervy men, they do just think they can come and grab you as they please, grrr! They aren't all the same though, and I guess you can't blame them when it comes to gorgeous ladies *modest* hehe!

Babies are ace, this your first time being an uncle? Well first two times? My sister had my niece six months ago, and it's ace, she's just so adorable, I got her a little Man Utd kit just to give her a gentle push in the right direction! You better do the same, hehe! Oooooh you get to go baby shopping, yay you! I bet you're so excited, haha!

Thanks for the comment

Muggaz

on Jun 01, 2004

You know what is really ghey? I am uber-excited about getting thesee little kiddies in ManUtdf kits!!! I am going to live vacariously through them!!!

It is the first time I am going to be an uncle!!! My best friend is also due in early August as well! I will be able to host kiddie parties!

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Jun 01, 2004

, you'll look great in your own clown outfit! It seems everyone around me is having babies at the moment but they are so cute when they aren't puking and shitting on you!

I went straight to OT and got maddy loads of Man Utd stuff, mostly to wind her Dad up, he's a dirty liverpool fan! I will not see my niece in a liverpool strip, noooooo!!!!! You'll love being an uncle, it's fabulous, and it's amazing how much you love them, wow I'm so mushy, hehe!

Muggaz

on Jun 01, 2004

You'll love being an uncle, it's fabulous

You sound like someone who knows...

and here i am, thinking Sally was a chicks name....

oh i crack myself up!

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Jun 02, 2004

What is it they say about simple things and simple minds....hehe! No it is great fun though, being an AUNTIE of course, I'm sure it's a similar feeling been an uncle, you might even get out of doing the nappies, since you're the weaker sex, haha!

I crack myself up!

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