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Published on August 7, 2006 By Sally jacobs In Current Events

Pretty soon I won't be able to wipe my arse without first asking the permission of someone from google. I tell you that company is planning world domination, and it isn't far off. I was reading an article today on my beloved BBC website (someone told me I was sad for having that as my homepage the other day, but what do they know, their homepage is some porn site!) and it was regarding google putting the boot in on unsafe websites.

Now when you do a search on google, and they provide links, once you click on a link that is known to host spyware or malicious programs a warning will pop up from the kind people from google letting you know what you are letting yourself in for. Google won't stop you from entering this site....it is simply just a friendly heads up. Aren't them folk at google just to kind!? Soon, all I will have to do it simply look at my computer screen very intensely and simply by the mere power of thought they will take my thoughts, and write a blog for me on my chosen subject...hehe, just playing

I actually think this is a pretty good idea. Some people, like erm...me for example, can be pretty stupid when it comes to such things and little sign posts along the way would help me immensely in my daily usage of Google. Alright I'm lying....my hourly usage. Well how else would I find out interesting facts!? Huh!

If there's something strangeeeeeeee on the internet...who ya gunna call?? GOOOOOOGLEEEEEEEE!


Comments
on Aug 07, 2006
Technology is cut throat.  Google is running hard to stay in front of Microsoft.  They Remember Wordperfect, netscape, Dr Dos among others.
on Aug 07, 2006
Yeah, Google is off and running for world domination. They're going to join up with McDonald's and Wal-Mart and truly create the New World Order.
on Aug 07, 2006
No
Lockheed Martin is God
on Aug 07, 2006
LOL... no, no, silly people. Google isn't God. Google is Skynet. Perhaps you may consider destroying it someday, but if you do it will seize control of your world and nuke you to death. The only thing to do is wait for that to happen, send someone back in time so he can...

...well, I don't want to spoil it for you. Let's just say that not only will Google give us a run for our money, it will also become governor of California.
on Aug 07, 2006

Technology is cut throat.

I guess we can only get advantages from hese wars of out doing each other!

Yeah, Google is off and running for world domination. They're going to join up with McDonald's and Wal-Mart and truly create the New World Order

...ahh what a world that would make!  Our kids have alot to look forward too!

No
Lockheed Martin is God

Nope....*I* am God.  Just refer to me as the big G from now on, hehe!

no, no, silly people. Google isn't God. Google is Skynet. Perhaps you may consider destroying it someday, but if you do it will seize control of your world and nuke you to death. The only thing to do is wait for that to happen, send someone back in time so he can...

Now the little man I have images of who runs about in my PC finding the answers I search for on google is Arnie....I am going to have nightmares!

on Aug 07, 2006

Google is Skynet

I thought Microsoft was SkyNet?

on Aug 07, 2006
#6 by Dr. Guy
Mon, August 07, 2006 2:59 PM



[Dr. Guy]

Google is Skynet

I thought Microsoft was SkyNet?


Nah, if it were it would it couldn't have taken over the world due to all the needed reboots.
on Aug 07, 2006
Google is not God. But Google is something God would use, if she existed (okay, I said the last bit as a joke, folks, so no flaming Maso on Sally's blog, 'kay?)

But seriously, folks... Google is fantastic. I use it every day at work, numerous times. And if Google is going to tell me to be careful of different sites, then I'm going to listen because I want my internet experience to be free from pop-ups, spyware and other malicious programs.

I like your idea of being able to just look at a PC and things get written. Sorta like a Vulcan mind-meld without the Vulcan, or the melding... Or the mind, for that matter
on Aug 07, 2006
SOMEONE has seen that movie! OMG!


Movie and book.
on Aug 07, 2006
Soylent Green is people!
on Aug 07, 2006
#8 by dynamaso
Mon, August 07, 2006 8:23 PM


You Godless, atheistic heathen...oh wait, I just saw the parethetical part. Never mind.
on Aug 08, 2006

Google is fantastic. I use it every day at work, numerous times. And if Google is going to tell me to be careful of different sites, then I'm going to listen because I want my internet experience to be free from pop-ups, spyware and other malicious programs.

I would be lost without Google.  Seriously.  The amount of crap I search for on Google.  My head would be empty without it!

I like your idea of being able to just look at a PC and things get written. Sorta like a Vulcan mind-meld without the Vulcan, or the melding... Or the mind, for that matter

....if only it could make sense of what goes on in my mind, it would just end up with a load of gibberish!  Much like I do now...haha!

on Aug 08, 2006
if only it could make sense of what goes on in my mind


Oh, yes, I know a number of people who would use it daily to decipher my rambling mind.